The Haircut

Please, help me! Mum gave me a trim.

Only… the clippers are not professional grade, and after two hours of trying, she gave up. I have a leg with short fur and can feel the breeze whenever the wind blows. My back has a few patches where I feel the cool air as well, but my chest and a few legs are as puffy and warm as ever. Mum keeps laughing and saying she is sorry and won’t do it again. Dad keeps teasing Mum. But, I am the one sporting the hack job.


If you get this letter, please send help and take the clippers from my mum!


PostScript: Mum did make and an emergency appointment at the groomer. I look quite pretty now!